February 2012
January 2012
whatthehelen:
lenarhea:
In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.
SO TRUE OH MY OGD
Please help me out, and vent, at the same time
I imagine you are oppressed by society in some way. So could you all please go to ( http://www.justhearusout.tumblr.com/submit )and submit what generalization or stereotype you are being subjected to and why it’s wrong. My grade kind of depends on this, thanks.
I hope you all realize that we're all going to get...
thewisepickle:
PRISON PARTY!!
December 2011
1 tag
Sex(y) TMI Tuesday. Do it. →
whatthehelen:
completeuphoria:
What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
What is something you have never done in bed before?
What time of day do you like to have sex?
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
If someone was in the next room would it make you nervous or excited?
Have you ever faked an...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
See what your followers really think.
c-h-e-e-t-a-h:
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
DO THIS!!! please? :3
Oh hai tumblr... it's been a while, you miss me?...
November 2011
19 tags
life-whataninvention:
rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon:
everyone-loves-a-rebel-harry:
ohmygoshbabyanimals:
floatingparticles:
mnwka:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
INTERNET GOLD.
OH MY GOD I WANT SEVEN
WAIT WHAT OHMYGOSH.
EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING I NEED TO STARE AT THIS PENGUIN.
Chose to watch this at...
70 Questions
1. Full name: Chance Emon Ward 2. Nickname: None. My name is one syllable, no point in a nickname 3. Zodiac sign: Aquarius! (I have the sign tattooed on my right calf) 4. Elementary school: Hamilton elementary middle 8. Tall or short: Tall. 6’0 9. Sweats or jeans: Jeans. 10. Orange or apple: APPLE. 11. Do you have a crush on someone: YES YES YES SWEET BABY JESUS YES 12. Eat or drink: drink...
October 2011
1 tag
2 tags
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. A show that's never fucked...
startrippy:
fuckinfloozee:
addictedtoemma:
inspector-radio:
the-final-horcrux:
mypenguinisninja:
uberzers:
michira:
momothejwalker:
toocooltobehipster:
Mind Fuck.
HOW
WTF
I KNOW HOW IT DOES IT DOES IT!
WHAT HOW.
WAIT. WHAT?! HOW?!
O.O What the fuck O.o
It’s a process of elimination.